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Best Stocking Stuffers 2019

If you’re looking for unique items to stuff your oversized red socks with this year, we’ve got your back.

Forget those shattered candy canes snatched from CVS at the last minute! Here’s our list of ten dope gifts produced by makers we know personally, as well as brands we dig at a distance.

1. Toy Boarders Figures. Make lines, not war! Replacing the classic green army solder, AJ’s Toy Boarders come in packs of 24 performing legit skate tricks. Series 1, 2 and Pro available as well as packs of snowboarders and surfers. $5.95-$7.95

2. Doughnut Socks. Sukeno makes quality products intended to make you smile, and these colorful socks do exactly that. Sukeno’s tasty toe-covers come in stunning “flavors” such as strawberry milk, PB & chocolate, and blueberry cheesecake. Other styles such as beer, pizza, and sushi are also available. $12.99

3. Boys Don’t Stink Soap. Boys and stink go together like Rudolf and red-noses… but Boys Don’t Stink giant bars of extra savage exfoliating Shea Butter and Oatmeal soap from Walton Wood Farm will keep them smelling more like a human and less like a reindeer. A bit of habitual reminding comes into play with the words “Don’t Be a Pig” inscribed into each bar. Three XXL soap bars for $29.95.

4. Chocolate and Cinnamon Coffee. Café Femenino Coffee is a Fair Trade, organic, and women-owned specialty coffee brand that provides direct compensation, leadership opportunities, and ownership rights to women coffee farmers. One of the brand’s six coffees, Café Femenino Guatemala Sololá delights the tongue with sweet notes of dark chocolate and cinnamon and is produced by a local Mayan co-op. This high quality whole bean coffee retails for $14.

5. Skateboard Wood Sunglasses. These durable and lightweight sunglasses are produced by independent maker Dex. Made from upcycled 7-ply skateboard wood, each pair of frames has a unique wood grain pattern while UV400 polarized lenses protect your eyes from the sun’s ray. Nestled inside a bamboo case, these stylish shades will make a great off-season gift in any cool kid’s stocking. $79.

6. English Toffee w/ Crushed Almonds. No stocking would be complete without some sweets, so consider Sweet on Vermont’s English toffee with crushed almonds. Made with pure Vermont maple syrup and creamy Vermont butter. Snapping-crisp, buttery and not overly sweet, these all-natural confections are handmade in small batches. Prices range from $16.50 – $20.

7. Clamdy Canes. Alternately, you can bring the whiff of the wharf into your Christmas morn with these clam flavored candy canes by purveyors of the weird, Archie McPhee. And check out their other remixes of this holiday sweet such as Mac & Cheese, Pickle, and Coal. $6.50

8. Modest Mix Tea. This ironically named brand “loves f***king tea and is damn good at it.” Check out their cheeky personalized organic loose leaf tea packages such as “Chai F***ing Harder”, a deliciously spiced chai that includes a very cool stainless steel tea straw. Crafted with organic, fair-trade ingredients, made to order, and coming at you from a unique woman-owned business. Tea packages range from $15 – $32.50.

12-pack of acrylic paint markers with box.

10. Acrylic Paint Markers. And of course we can’t miss an opportunity to self-promote! Consider this brilliant 12-pack of non-toxic acrylic paint markers to go along with a DIY paper-leather DrawBag® backpack or LunchKraft® lunchbox under the Christmas tree. For budding young artists, this pairing is guaranteed to be one of the most unique and colorful gifts you can give. $14.95

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A Classic German Rucksack in Paper

In 2018, I began developing a new backpack based on the Gebirgsjäger military rucksack. This new version was re-envisioned, of course, in kraft paper.

Designed for German alpine troops, the original Gebirgsjäger is recognized as a classic bit of military gear. In recent years, it’s been replicated and manufactured in China, with original packs harder to find.

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An original Gebirgsjäger rucksack (photo courtesy of kommandostore.com).

 

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One of many replica packs manufactured in China.

I bought my first Gebirgsjäger rucksack as an undergraduate art student, and then sold it nearly two decades later to a mate in Sydney after traveling with it all over the world. It had barely aged.

About a year ago, I purchased a second from (the famous) Jim Korn of Kaufman’s Army & Navy in Hell’s Kitchen. This one became the source material for my re-envisioning process.

Why is the Bundeswehr rucksack a classic? Here are three of my favorite features:

Firstly, (thanks to some clever stitching) the side pouches allow for skis or poles to be inserted vertically behind them. Not a common feature on a civilian pack, but maybe it would be of use when returning from the Home Depot with a pair of baseboards.

 

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G.I. Joe’s “Snow Job” snatching some style points.

Secondly, the internal sleeve at the rear of the pack accepts a folding sleeping mat which also doubles as back support when inserted. This seems a spiritual predecessor to the now hip FjällRäven Kånken, which was originally designed for students. The Kånken No.2 includes a siting pad placed in a similar position.

 

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The quite popular Kånken No.2 backpack by FjällRäven (www.fjallraven.com).

 

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A solid review of the Gebirgsjäger by the Wisconsin Woodsman showing the inserted sleeping mat (click on the image above to watch on YouTube).

Thirdly, the overall style is similar to the packs my G.I. Joes used to hump around the battlefield of my bedroom floor in the eighties. And that’s pretty dope.

 

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General Hawk’s ruck (photo courtesy of Michael Sheridan at joesreassembled.com)

In July of 2018 I took the first prototype of a paper version with me to Bali for a bit of field testing.

 

It was a good first outing, and provided some useful insights. My plan is to refine the pack in the next few months, and then give it a second field test over four weeks in August while patrolling on my Santa Cruz Chameleon in SE Asia.

I also drafted four lines that explain what the pack ultimately represents in its re-envisioning:

It’s not about what you have, but what you leave behind.
It’s not about seeking comfort, but embracing the tension.
It’s not about getting somewhere else, but being where you are.
It’s not about what’s currently trending; it’s about what is ultimately timeless.

Updates to come.

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Trail-riding above Chiang Mai, Thailand.

 

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A New Take on the Street Artist

(Image by Daniel X. O’Neil from USA (Man Sits for Portrait on the Seine) [CC BY 2.0], via Wikimedia Commons)

 

Last weekend, the high school where I’ve been teaching IB Theatre held a community “Fun Fair” for parents, students, and visitors on campus. Teachers were responsible for coming up with at least one booth or stall to raise funds for a local Guangzhou charity.

My mentor group organized a portrait/street artist booth and invited a few local artists, including Hong Kong-based Fumui Wong and American artist Tim Gerstmar on the day to do live drawings for paying guests.

Thanks to all who participated, especially our two artists!

 

Here are some images from the day, courtesy of my designer-friend-partner Gigi:

Here’s Tim getting into a drawing:

 

And Fumui Wong captivating the young crowd:

 

 

 

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The Daredevil

You must leap before you have donned the chute;

For otherwise it’s merely landing.

The only way to trick the devil

Is to imagine that he doesn’t not-exist at all.

LEAP!

From March 13-16, 2018 I’m having a 20% off sale on my teaching resources on Teachers Pay Teachers. If you’re a primary teacher, you may find something lovely amongst my hand-designed resources.

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A New Direction for Education

Students, is the view worth the hike? Or does the hike make the view worth it? And what’s the worth of a hike without a view? Or a view without the hike?

Teachers, stop providing maps. And stop showing photos of the view!

In the future, people will have to google “student” and “teacher” to know what these words actually mean.

Let’s work together to rid the dictionary of these two distinctions, as well as retain Google in its best manifestation.

By the by, I’m having a 20% off sale applied to my teaching resources on Teachers Pay Teachers from March 13-16, 2018. Especially if you’re a primary teacher, I may have something for you amongst my hand-designed resources.

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What is Paper-Leather?

When I was a kid, my mom packed a homemade version of Fruit Roll-Ups in my paper lunch sack. It was called Fruit Leather. It seemed about five times as thick as a Fruit Roll-Up and you could probably knock someone out with it if you were to whip them in the back of the head hard enough.

Fruit Leather. Nutritious yet deadly.

The paper from which the DrawBag is made is also pretty tough. It’s tear-proof, won’t easily break under load, looks great, and with a good soak in water and a drip-dry, it’s back to its original shape and look. Technically, it’s called kraft paper, and the process by which it’s made was invented by a German named Carl F. Dahl back in 1879.

No, I don’t REALLY know what Carl Dahl looked like…

All variations of kraft paper are remarkably strong, with elasticity and tear-resistance thanks to the process by which it’s made. Due to its versatility, kraft paper has a number of applications, such as the packaging of deli meat, providing a base for sandpapers, and lining cartridges for hunting ammunition.

It should be mentioned as well that kraft paper is eco-friendly.

Not all wood can be used for traditional paper-making, although the kraft process allows for some wood that can’t be used otherwise, including bamboo and resinous pine. Almost all of the chemicals used to produce kraft paper are recovered and reused in the same process, and the two main byproducts which are not recycled (turpentine and tall oil) can be reused in other manufacturing processes. Kraft paper is not extensively bleached, which maintains its strength and decreases manufacturing costs. And, being a mono-material, kraft paper is bio-based and bio-degradable, and is easily recycled.

What a champ, right?

Superpaper.

Most papers are made from wood, although they can be made from other fibers, too. Wood is composed of lignin and cellulose. Lignin isn’t very good for making paper, so it has to be removed during the paper-making process while the cellulose is preserved. However, during Dahl’s kraft process, the way in which these two are separated is unique and leads to the special properties of the paper.

Kraft paper begins as long-fibered softwood which is shredded into chips. These wood chips are steamed and then boiled in a mixture of sodium hydroxide and sodium sulfide which chemically break down the bonds of the wood. Once these bonds are broken, the lignin can be separated from the cellulose. However, this particular chemical breakdown is slow enough that it maintains the strength of the wood’s connective fibers and helps to create a very strong and durable paper at the end of the process.

Sprechen zie Chinese? niu pi zhi... bull-skin paper.

Kraft means strong in German, and that’s why the paper was originally given the name. In China (where I currently live), I found that kraft paper is called niu pi zhi or “bull-skin paper” because of its natural brown color as well as its toughness. But I felt it still needed another common name that conveyed its character and qualities when used for the purposes of fashion.

Introducing… Paper-Leather.